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1. wife Quotations: Allows you to get drunk, hook allows you to girl, but at night have to rejoin his aging mother, if you dare break my heart, my lungs hurt, his aging mother must put The third leg of your disability to play, so you never hit the bird birds nibbling sleep.
2. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: !,
3. the plane, a parrot on the stewardess said: cup of water to the Lord to Then the parrot on the pig, said:
4. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D : the hour is late, go home to slightly hold the cat.
5. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, the men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and who are destined for, a man by the live pig will climb.
6. one day at a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing next to him sitting in front One man said: 『Do not you know I pregnant? 』(Seat .... you want him) saw the man was very nervous, said:『 child is not mine! 』
7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, and pinch kill him, for sample, but also his mother against it!
8. kids to steal a parrot raising a brothel home, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mother called: the boss for it! See his sister called: Miss has had! Saw his father called: I cao or old customers!
9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to take care of, Valentine have to place! There is cooking at home, outside of raising a good heart, a nice sitting on the table, far away there is a miss! Keep the two hold a development thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven!
10. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
11. legend tonight, lingering, die off and are now ghost turn around! I would like to hear the call of ghosts, at midnight to celebrate your head, pale face, quiet and green eyes, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: Good night!
12. man, always smiling, two discharge, not the disease Fanjian is swindling! Women breast waist, loose flair, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black knife! This years banshee strange men, be careful in strokes ah!
13. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it, anyway, I already have your blood goes!
14. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what, she was a stewardess at any rate.
15. friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats lookin tears, meaningful: Oh! That day he ate a Viagra, fire and strong, about jumping on the ceiling and let him shoot me.
16. ant lounging earth, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: will be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
17. magpie, the mother said hi, this is a bird is off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the kids ask you are guests? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
18. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not a
19.20 years ago my father to hold you and other cars, people look ugly baby joke, he began to cry . An old man selling bananas pat father said: Jun's wife, have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I did a father! Looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. For some that stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, reward it!
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Reincarnation , the Chinese soccer started in the staggered
is a cycle of 14 years , in the precarious , the Chinese have gone through the vicissitudes of football , through the crowded and deserted , gone through praise and abuse . A year
94 A, convergence of the eyes of fans across the country . Since then , there were a large number of closely related with the story of Chinese football , we see the Dalian Wanda 's dynasty, see Shanghai Shenhua 's graceful , see North School South School football and soccer collision ; we also see the Dalian Golden State Tears, to see the madness in Shenyang Wulihe ; seen Qi Wusheng , read Milou . All in all, as the general story of what happened yesterday , vividly remembered. With the decline
honor , 14 years , we have also seen countless match-fixing , Whistle , to see once again the failure of Chinese fans have seen time and time again the sad And despair , Strike , court fights, the siege of the referee , the fans cause trouble , all the farce that took place in China's football stadium not long career on the road appeared. All this also happened the same like yesterday .
where to fall, get up where the step by step starting from the foot of time , time and again missed the world's top events , time and again devastated by what Asian teams , I do not believe there is not a nest which fans the fire of a belly , if professional means retrogression means that if the professional order of moral decay and disorder , we go back to the past, then we can be proud of there own Things , we have Hao Haidong , Fan Zhiyi , we have also Peng Weiguo Su Maozhen , there is one high and one to kill fast. Now, we go the wrong career path of the .
14 years passed and , as if just yesterday , as if in Chengdu. We are just starting
94 A, convergence of the eyes of fans across the country . Since then , there were a large number of closely related with the story of Chinese football , we see the Dalian Wanda 's dynasty, see Shanghai Shenhua 's graceful , see North School South School football and soccer collision ; we also see the Dalian Golden State Tears, to see the madness in Shenyang Wulihe ; seen Qi Wusheng , read Milou . All in all, as the general story of what happened yesterday , vividly remembered. With the decline
honor , 14 years , we have also seen countless match-fixing , Whistle , to see once again the failure of Chinese fans have seen time and time again the sad And despair , Strike , court fights, the siege of the referee , the fans cause trouble , all the farce that took place in China's football stadium not long career on the road appeared. All this also happened the same like yesterday .
where to fall, get up where the step by step starting from the foot of time , time and again missed the world's top events , time and again devastated by what Asian teams , I do not believe there is not a nest which fans the fire of a belly , if professional means retrogression means that if the professional order of moral decay and disorder , we go back to the past, then we can be proud of there own Things , we have Hao Haidong , Fan Zhiyi , we have also Peng Weiguo Su Maozhen , there is one high and one to kill fast. Now, we go the wrong career path of the .
14 years passed and , as if just yesterday , as if in Chengdu. We are just starting
Monday, May 2, 2011
Nothing to say quietly to see
1, if one day, you say you want me, I will say to you: ... 2 late, leave you, I will not cry, because you do not deserve ... 3, sad voice, you can not hear, I was so ignorant of what? 4, gently, do not want to bother you. Unfortunately, I still ran into the memory of pain!
5, stay on your side, my life is only a possibility, it is painful. But without you, my life there is one million possible!
6, Hill no edge, of Heaven, I have met several times in the Galaxy and the king!
7, golden years, the Things of Love, with your leave, I put an end to the days of my life, who you know?
8, in the depths of my heart, have you unexpected pain, in the end how long it can hold and still keep my strongest smile.
9, maybe I was not mature, but maybe you are too young ...
10, in fact, there is love in this world, though not always appear to me, But I desire!
11, closed my eyes, I see our love!
12, is not I do not love you, but the love you gave me can not afford ...
13, in this world, no one should I cry because I cry worthy people do not make me cry.
14, you get used to the cold, makes me concerned about the sudden loss! 15, promises you give like a star, so much, but I never get!
16, the most precious word of life is
17, where the heart is only so big, someone will surely come some people want to leave!
18, life is too long, you are merely a scenery!
19, there are many things in life, not get is lost. Maybe I lost a lot, but there must be obtained!
20, the meaning of life, not to say:
21, Love is like the bloom of fireworks, and then the moment of the CLS is beautiful.
22, if one day I die, I must have turned it into the wind, always accompany you around!
23, if you are destined to not give the response I expect, then we still keep a safe distance outside of it!
24, those who hurt so beautiful, so I would not put that smile can hurt you!
25, I started to love yourself first, then did not hurt, will not cry!
26, inner freedom is the permanent representative of the lonely.
27, the reality is too fake, or they are too stupid?
28, all because of loneliness, began the affair.
29, is the true meaning of life: born, live.
30, age is not a gap, height not distance.
31, life is a one-way ticket, no retreat, no return!
32, although sometimes I get heartburn, but I have never had the happiness of others, so I'm content with it!
33, the choice in love and be loved, I chose to be loved, wrong, can they do?
34, in your world, without me, so you can not feel my heart's sadness!
35, roll it, take my last charity, go back to your noble world.
36, learned the heart without dwelling place, where are the homeless.
37, any time, anywhere, as long as you need me, I will always be by your side.
38, the world can ignore me, only you can not. 39, deep pour into your arms, tightly attached to your chest, quietly listening to the voice of your heart! 40, Love is like cherry poppy flowers just beginning to make you crazy, stoned, but in the end will be cruel price you pay. 41, I am weak heart, you can not afford the storm-like love. 42, please do not break my heart again only a trace of calm, I just want to keep it calm, quiet love you.
43, God knows how much I love you ...
5, stay on your side, my life is only a possibility, it is painful. But without you, my life there is one million possible!
6, Hill no edge, of Heaven, I have met several times in the Galaxy and the king!
7, golden years, the Things of Love, with your leave, I put an end to the days of my life, who you know?
8, in the depths of my heart, have you unexpected pain, in the end how long it can hold and still keep my strongest smile.
9, maybe I was not mature, but maybe you are too young ...
10, in fact, there is love in this world, though not always appear to me, But I desire!
11, closed my eyes, I see our love!
12, is not I do not love you, but the love you gave me can not afford ...
13, in this world, no one should I cry because I cry worthy people do not make me cry.
14, you get used to the cold, makes me concerned about the sudden loss! 15, promises you give like a star, so much, but I never get!
16, the most precious word of life is
17, where the heart is only so big, someone will surely come some people want to leave!
18, life is too long, you are merely a scenery!
19, there are many things in life, not get is lost. Maybe I lost a lot, but there must be obtained!
20, the meaning of life, not to say:
21, Love is like the bloom of fireworks, and then the moment of the CLS is beautiful.
22, if one day I die, I must have turned it into the wind, always accompany you around!
23, if you are destined to not give the response I expect, then we still keep a safe distance outside of it!
24, those who hurt so beautiful, so I would not put that smile can hurt you!
25, I started to love yourself first, then did not hurt, will not cry!
26, inner freedom is the permanent representative of the lonely.
27, the reality is too fake, or they are too stupid?
28, all because of loneliness, began the affair.
29, is the true meaning of life: born, live.
30, age is not a gap, height not distance.
31, life is a one-way ticket, no retreat, no return!
32, although sometimes I get heartburn, but I have never had the happiness of others, so I'm content with it!
33, the choice in love and be loved, I chose to be loved, wrong, can they do?
34, in your world, without me, so you can not feel my heart's sadness!
35, roll it, take my last charity, go back to your noble world.
36, learned the heart without dwelling place, where are the homeless.
37, any time, anywhere, as long as you need me, I will always be by your side.
38, the world can ignore me, only you can not. 39, deep pour into your arms, tightly attached to your chest, quietly listening to the voice of your heart! 40, Love is like cherry poppy flowers just beginning to make you crazy, stoned, but in the end will be cruel price you pay. 41, I am weak heart, you can not afford the storm-like love. 42, please do not break my heart again only a trace of calm, I just want to keep it calm, quiet love you.
43, God knows how much I love you ...
Monday, April 25, 2011
9-19
I do not know why the mood today is not good, there is a sense of loss , have a helpless feeling the pressure of life , but also look for the trouble it .... do not quite understand the brain . Oh ....< br> no outward pull the recent work of busy work and no earlier , two days can go back and take a break , please ten days of the holiday , Relax, there is no good way to do good ... I think this should be the first step in beginning a new life now , but there are too many places .... need to refuel it .. my husband , our To a happy life
Want to write about
front of the computer what to write but feel like an empty mind does not know what to write ! Now get away from work one day at work is very boring work is boring! I look forward to a different life every day , every day new things happen! For example in the bus saw a beautiful women, who accidentally hit all the new things every day flow from the mind , perhaps there is a flash memory that may be forgotten !
Monday, April 11, 2011
Primary school students an essay scary teacher alerted the Ministry of Education
Today, the teacher took us to visit the memorial of martyrs, so I was touched. Those revolutionary martyrs, to the revolution, not afraid of torture, not afraid of dogs Lin hail of bullets, in order to liberate the poor, sacrificed their precious lives. I want to learn, so revolutionary successors, grew up to serve the people.
I love the martyrs who conquer the world for the poor, I hate capitalists and reactionaries. Listen to my grandfather said, that would be just the liberation of the days though bitter, but then an officer of one mind for the people, unlike now, guilty of corruption everywhere. My grandfather said, I grew up on the special catch corrupt officials and give them pepper irrigation water, on the tiger bench, they should put the money to pay out corruption, to the poor. Our family is poor, my parents were laid off. Dad every day Dengsanlun car and team managers often came to the city rush, and once confiscated by the city manager team car, and my father cried all night. I advise my father saying that when I grow up, to call the students in our class management team dedicated to attack the city, hanging in the trees to play, pumping his belt, see if they dare not furious? Mother of my best, and her body well, no money treatment, but it does leave me with good food, I let her eat, she always said not hungry.
I was a kid favorite to play in the grandparents home, where there is a small courtyard, although very old, but the neighborhood well, those are like my grandparents, and said I was naughty and intelligent, grown up to be an general. Have a jujube tree in the yard, every fall, I went up enough crunchy. However, the year before last, where the demolition, pulled down the whole house, grandpa grandma there are other grandparents, many of the suburbs can not afford a big house, had to rent a small house to live. Built a tower there, became a bustling shopping malls, made a lot of money. I do not understand why the grandmother to live in a small house, they could still make money. I do not like the tower, I thought of the grandmother, I grew up, to learn this? Osama bin Laden, knocked him to open a plane again to you to build a courtyard, containing the date trees, pomegranate trees.
teachers often teach us that we learn, I must listen to the teacher, the study do a good job, grow up to be an inventor. I want to invent a weapon, able to recognize good people and bad, has been launched dog chasing bad guys can fight, hit a hole in his ass.
I like dogs, my favorite dog is AK47, I grew up, to fight the enemy with this dog, I will fear no sacrifice, I will certainly win, those martyrs is my role model.
I love the martyrs who conquer the world for the poor, I hate capitalists and reactionaries. Listen to my grandfather said, that would be just the liberation of the days though bitter, but then an officer of one mind for the people, unlike now, guilty of corruption everywhere. My grandfather said, I grew up on the special catch corrupt officials and give them pepper irrigation water, on the tiger bench, they should put the money to pay out corruption, to the poor. Our family is poor, my parents were laid off. Dad every day Dengsanlun car and team managers often came to the city rush, and once confiscated by the city manager team car, and my father cried all night. I advise my father saying that when I grow up, to call the students in our class management team dedicated to attack the city, hanging in the trees to play, pumping his belt, see if they dare not furious? Mother of my best, and her body well, no money treatment, but it does leave me with good food, I let her eat, she always said not hungry.
I was a kid favorite to play in the grandparents home, where there is a small courtyard, although very old, but the neighborhood well, those are like my grandparents, and said I was naughty and intelligent, grown up to be an general. Have a jujube tree in the yard, every fall, I went up enough crunchy. However, the year before last, where the demolition, pulled down the whole house, grandpa grandma there are other grandparents, many of the suburbs can not afford a big house, had to rent a small house to live. Built a tower there, became a bustling shopping malls, made a lot of money. I do not understand why the grandmother to live in a small house, they could still make money. I do not like the tower, I thought of the grandmother, I grew up, to learn this? Osama bin Laden, knocked him to open a plane again to you to build a courtyard, containing the date trees, pomegranate trees.
teachers often teach us that we learn, I must listen to the teacher, the study do a good job, grow up to be an inventor. I want to invent a weapon, able to recognize good people and bad, has been launched dog chasing bad guys can fight, hit a hole in his ass.
I like dogs, my favorite dog is AK47, I grew up, to fight the enemy with this dog, I will fear no sacrifice, I will certainly win, those martyrs is my role model.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Generation in the end we bother anyone
When we read in grade school, college do not want money ;
when we read in college, elementary school do not want money ;
We are not able to work, work is assigned ;
we can work when , reluctantly driven to the wall to find a hungry person's work Do ;
when we can not make money when the house is assigned ;
when we can make money when , But found the house had not afford to buy ;
into the stock market if we do not have the time , a fool in making money ;
; when we broke in excitedly , when they find that they become a fool ;
age when we are not married when the cyclists will be able to marry a wife ;
when we get to the age of marriage when there is no house car can not marry a wife ;
when we did not find the object when the girls Is about the heart ;
when we find the object when the girls are speaking of gold ;
when we did not Looking for work, students also can become leaders ;
When we find work, students can only wash the toilet ;
; raw baby when we did not when someone else is a bunch of students ;
when we give birth to baby time, no one allowed multiple students .
our generation in the end this bother anyone ?
when we read in college, elementary school do not want money ;
We are not able to work, work is assigned ;
we can work when , reluctantly driven to the wall to find a hungry person's work Do ;
when we can not make money when the house is assigned ;
when we can make money when , But found the house had not afford to buy ;
into the stock market if we do not have the time , a fool in making money ;
; when we broke in excitedly , when they find that they become a fool ;
age when we are not married when the cyclists will be able to marry a wife ;
when we get to the age of marriage when there is no house car can not marry a wife ;
when we did not find the object when the girls Is about the heart ;
when we find the object when the girls are speaking of gold ;
when we did not Looking for work, students also can become leaders ;
When we find work, students can only wash the toilet ;
; raw baby when we did not when someone else is a bunch of students ;
when we give birth to baby time, no one allowed multiple students .
our generation in the end this bother anyone ?
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