Junior high school, a boy would like to copy a girl's job, for fear others do not agree must take her out of the classroom and turned over people's bags, the result turned out a sanitary napkin, he was surprised to say: wow! A big Band-Aid ah! < br> One time my unit to show the boss that flute, but no Dimo ah. We have a brave death by the film took a block of contraceptives to him, Oh, a stick of saliva on the. boss said, *, Dimo are fakes. has strange taste. We all go to the bathroom faint smile.
remember in kindergarten when the little girl asked me: hand over the following ah, pants looking for a long time, and finally come to a conclusion: She is a monster. then ran to tell the teacher, the results of the teacher laughed meal. Oh
Nazhen children just go to work, to travel far away, for the first time asked people to eat , satiated, I asked the waiter, there is no sanitary napkins? waiter eyes wide big thief, what? I have repeated, sanitary napkins! waiter said that we here do not flushed, then you need to buy our , I wondered, restaurants do not sanitary napkins, made a mistake not, go buy it, it took a while, the waiter's tray came, with burnished a pack of security and music, I consider,Bailey UGG boots, in fact, I want to say is napkins, drunk.
sister when she was 16, one day very panic to ask me, ?, the opportunity to call us we found the lady's room number (estimated to be under the package in the hotel room and then to the kind of harassment by extension), so we know to Miss logical extension number (extension number, many hotels are row with the room number). Then one afternoon we were harassed again: voice: We turned two happy days
once heard about a good friend, a colleague, there should be a twenty-year-old boy, and his shy and introverted. day, quietly asked a worried young man on long male colleagues: high school, there was a male student said he JJ itchy, he might had vaginitis. the presence of people in hilarious ....< br> I have a younger brother 8 years younger than me, I took an early age to play with him , his poor mother will not let him out so I mixed a day and I avoid the toilet is not what he, junior high school to menstruation, scared to death,cheap UGG boots, just during the summer he and I 2 at home, I Take toilet paper in the bathroom had been Yeah rub rub rub is not clean, had been sitting on the toilet crying, he was scared, and (when he was 7 years old) sister and I are going to die, he said, had uremia (that This time a neighbor was dead, and I think that is bleeding the following uremia) We cry for a 2 pm, my mother from work, pick up his brother ran to the door, crying repeatedly calling: mother, sister dying, my mother scared quickly ran over,UGG boots clearance, asked me that does not matter, then look for the sanitary napkin to me, my brother asked: how a sister ah? mother replied: sister, sitting every day, broke ass
freshman,?? room playing together an honest man. Q: Do you still not a virgin? A: Of course. Q: What do you virgin film still there? asked: men who have film? where? people ask: do the authors of your virgin film gone? shock A: Of course in the! laughing !!!!< br> pre-college entrance examination, my teacher said the students: Now all the girls left, girls on the left. The teacher said: who is an official holiday, and went home to eat black-white wind pills, birth control pills may also want to do, Then the girl said: In the water room showers. next to a laundry girl who does not know that mm really generous, not only not embarrassed also looked up and down his eyes, his big red face Nao Lege, and quickly reach for pots to run into the bedroom . more embarrassing things yet to come to the door of his bedroom door and entered without hesitation,UGG boots cheap, go immediately after the silly piece, and there are classes like, and men and women who sit a lot, counselors also .. .... I do not know how this man was the courage to live!
even in high school, students talked about a man, when the sanitary napkin ads have been played in full swing. One day the boys father, the old t watch TV at home, just a sanitary napkin ads, is a beauty to ride a bike, but also recited: just listen to his father, said: the even!! Also, one morning he woke up a man facing guffaw with the quarters, we understand. He suppressed the smile: Jiaochuang think of his voice! asked me, and at the same table:
Middle School when the chemistry class, the teacher talk about what organic polymer. Suddenly the teacher cited an example, drew on the blackboard eunuchs, I'm tired. I am concerned that, how you, or not to go to the hospital to see? she said no, I have come to vacation leave. I wondered: What official holiday? winter still early friends. girlfriend big embarrassment. to now, we often take this something fun of me.
and colleagues out to dinner, a bunch of men and women, drink liquor, which pulls out from a new lighter, is the kind of prevent children playing, a group of curious, play with, someone asked what this role, I blurted out: . embarrassing!!
haha, want to up one, I am a good guy with an extraordinary commodity wholesale to the station, I saw a transparent bra band. I must take when he did not pay attention to secretly asked how much money, the result is a see and hear this guy ah , and heard. I saw, anyway you see it, decided to buy one. Results bargain in my time, this guy say one thing: I Yunsi. boss
three of us girls to die in a city boys to play, boys to help us set the hotel, everyone is preparing the evening revelry. but also received numerous harassing phone calls: extraordinary service you need. He took himself in his trouser pockets, even in his pocket and touched a long hard object, say, something inside you Yeah, so hard! other colleagues froze a moment, all laughter. even become a red apple, aggrieved male colleagues to work out a pen from his pocket flashlight, said power outage last night .... embarrassment
14 years old, my body began to develop, little stomach a little convex, and that she was pregnant, worried about the pain all day was not, always wondering why the pregnancy, when the book read as if, through the air may also lead to pregnancy. At that time period have come just to buy toilet paper when the top of the , was like, incredible ah, how do I do to become a woman, and pregnant, then had the idea of death. then do not know how long before they share the pain out of fear
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