20 dead refused to delete text messages !

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1. wife Quotations: Allows you to get drunk, hook allows you to girl, but at night have to rejoin his aging mother, if you dare break my heart, my lungs hurt, his aging mother must put The third leg of your disability to play, so you never hit the bird birds nibbling sleep.

2. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: !,

3. the plane, a parrot on the stewardess said: cup of water to the Lord to Then the parrot on the pig, said:

4. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D : the hour is late, go home to slightly hold the cat.

5. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, the men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and who are destined for, a man by the live pig will climb.

6. one day at a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing next to him sitting in front One man said: 『Do not you know I pregnant? 』(Seat .... you want him) saw the man was very nervous, said:『 child is not mine! 』

7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, and pinch kill him, for sample, but also his mother against it!

8. kids to steal a parrot raising a brothel home, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mother called: the boss for it! See his sister called: Miss has had! Saw his father called: I cao or old customers!

9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to take care of, Valentine have to place! There is cooking at home, outside of raising a good heart, a nice sitting on the table, far away there is a miss! Keep the two hold a development thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven!

10. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.

11. legend tonight, lingering, die off and are now ghost turn around! I would like to hear the call of ghosts, at midnight to celebrate your head, pale face, quiet and green eyes, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: Good night!

12. man, always smiling, two discharge, not the disease Fanjian is swindling! Women breast waist, loose flair, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black knife! This years banshee strange men, be careful in strokes ah!

13. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it, anyway, I already have your blood goes!

14. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what, she was a stewardess at any rate.

15. friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats lookin tears, meaningful: Oh! That day he ate a Viagra, fire and strong, about jumping on the ceiling and let him shoot me.

16. ant lounging earth, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: will be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.

17. magpie, the mother said hi, this is a bird is off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the kids ask you are guests? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
18. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not a

19.20 years ago my father to hold you and other cars, people look ugly baby joke, he began to cry . An old man selling bananas pat father said: Jun's wife, have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I did a father! Looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. For some that stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, reward it!